The Bachelor season premiere recap: Hay, ladies!

January 6, 2015 8:33 PM

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Welcome, welcome, rose lovers. It's once again time for us to embark on a journey of love, lust, champagne, and Chris Harrison one-liners. But before we get going, I feel like I need to address the obvious, as if I'm getting out of the limo in a super short dress and need to explain myself: I am not Kristen Baldwin, your beloved Bachelor/Bachelorette recapper. Kristen is no longer with EW, and on her way out, she passed the rose on to me.

The way I see it, this is our first night at the mansion. I will drink, maybe too heavily, and you will judge me for it. And then, at the end of this season-long journey, you can make up your mind about me and maybe forgive me for my night one mistakes. Look, I'm not asking you to pull a Mesnick and...

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