The Bachelor's The Best Episode Ever Makes Us Think Chris Might Be In Danger

February 3, 2015 4:19 AM

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That was the best episode of The Bachelor ever. We're calling it right now. Things could not get better than what we just saw unfold before us on our television screens. Is this real life? Are we sure this isn't a well-written Bachelor parody show? We're just blown away by this trip to Santa Fe.

Within the first ten minutes, Carly and Chris were being coached by a poncho-clad love guru in the art of tunic-wearing, sexy yoga, breathing heavily, and undressing each other. Carly was sort of crying a lot, because she has a thing about intimacy and also probably weird-ass things like blindfoldin...

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