Mackenzie, the 21-year-old with a child named Kale, thinks that Jade fell out of the raft on purpose for special attention from Chris, and wishes she would have thought to do the same. First she wished that she could have told Chris she was a virgin, and now she wishes she would have fallen out of a raft for a hug and a foot rub. I’m going to guess Mackenzie has gone longer than a year-and-a-half without intimacy. Sorry Carly.
Kelsey goes off on another “Why isn’t he paying attention to me” tangent and I’m starting to have questions about the story of her husband.