The Bachelor recap: Night of the Loving Dead

January 13, 2015 6:08 AM

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Well, we made it to week two, and I want to thank all of you for the technological warm embrace. It wasn't quite what I imagine hugging Chris to be like—no offense—but you all have me feeling as welcome as a bottle of water in Tara's hand right about now, so what more could a girl ask for?

Speaking of Tara, we pick up right where we left off, with the poor cowgirl desperate to find a bed, and Kimberly refusing to miss her opportunity to get to know Chris. Didn't he hear the part where she's a yoga instructor? Doesn't he realize that means she has incredible flexibility willpower? Well...

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