Things we’re looking forward to this summer: Sunshine. Unlimited ice cream. And the premiere of Amy Schumer’s movie Trainwreck. The star went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to chat about her upcoming stint hosting the MTV Movie Awards, and while we didn’t agree with anything she said, we did laugh at all of it.
First of all, Schumer wants one thing clear: She’s not moving to L.A. “I don’t fit in here. Just straight up body type. Like in L.A., my arms register as legs and it’s like, ‘Why is that octopus out on Sunset?’ It’s not for me out here … I just sit in my room bawling.”
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