ALERT! ALERT! Pirates of the Caribbean 5 is going to be a thing. This is NOT a drill

July 23, 2014 4:21 PM

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ALERT! ALERT! Pirates of the Caribbean 5 is going to be a thing. This is NOT a drill

Picture the scene: a room full of Hollywood executives sweating in suits. A plate of untouched donuts sits in front of them. Johnny Depp's agent is on speakerphone. "He'll do it for five grand," she's yelling. "Five grand AND he gets to keep the hat."

Yes, Johnny Depp is set to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the fifth instalment of Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean, because apparently not enough people expressed their ennui at the last one.

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