Manhattan Criminal Court Judge John DeLury is the master of understatement. "Looks like you have a short fuse," he told Alec Baldwin during an appearance for the actor's disorderly conduct arrest in May, the Associated Press reports.
DeLury asked Baldwin to apologize for his conduct, but he refused, saying he would pay a fine for the violation. But DeLury told him that he would dismiss the charge if Baldwin avoids arrest for six months: "Can you stay out of trouble, Alexander?" Baldwin replied, "Sure, sure."