6 Hours of Crying With the Bachelor Women

March 3, 2015 6:48 PM

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“We all got an email that said no black, no white, no small prints, no small patterns, no plaids,” says Paige Breon. Breon is a writer and aspiring model, and, like me, she is attending a special The Bachelor live-taping. “They strongly recommended business attire and jewel tones,” she goes on. “Haven’t you noticed that everyone is always in jewel tones?”

Certain things about The Bachelor are comforting in their predictability — the tears, the extreme activity dates that lend themselves to handy metaphors for the experience of falling in love (e.g., “Flying in that helicopter with Chris was, like, a metaphor for how you can’t be afraid to reach for t...

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