We’ve written about animals on this site before. And these animal stories, however tangentially related to sports, are usually meant to give you the warm-and-fuzzies. Baby goats jumping on pigs. A trampolining cat. Things that make you smile, say “aww” and then call over that co-worker of yours named Kathy to come look so you both can go “aww” together.
This is a story about a fish with a spear attached to its face launching itself into a boat with the intent to maim and destroy.