Halloween sometimes brings out the best in people (i.e. beautiful, hysterical and witty costumes). It also sometimes brings out the worst in people (i.e. blackface).
We'd be lying if we said that at some point in our lives we hadn't taken a completely normal profession and turned it into an idea for an exceedingly revealing Halloween costume. Take it from us, because we've been there and done that. The costume ideas below? Not your best idea. Trust us.