Welcome back to the wonderful world of white wine tears, roses, grammatical incorrectness and two-month journeys toward engagement. That's right, "The Bachelor" has returned -- this time with Chris Soules, the all-American, corn-loving #PrinceFarming at its helm. This season, we'll be recapping the highlights of each episode.
2. "This is stupid." Kelsey's running salty diatribe perfectly describes the excruciating pain of watching this season of "The Bachelor." "My face is getting skinnier from fake smiling… trying to enjoy this hellhole,” she says.