This year's CareerBuilder list of most incredible excuses for missing work includes my favorite excuse ever: "I woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it."
With 35 years in the workplace I've heard some real doozies, and admit to forcing a few coughing fits myself to escape the chaos for a day and regain my mojo.
17:18 Chuck Barris: Where No Man Has Gonged Before19
20:09 Former Trump aide Manafort hires crisis communications firm19
18:29 PGA golfer Grayson Murray asks Playboy model Lindsey Pelas to be his caddie if he qualifies for Masters14
09:48 Uber President Jeff Jones Quits After Just Six Months on the Job22