This year's CareerBuilder list of most incredible excuses for missing work includes my favorite excuse ever: "I woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it."
With 35 years in the workplace I've heard some real doozies, and admit to forcing a few coughing fits myself to escape the chaos for a day and regain my mojo.
16:36 AT&T, Time Warner poised to lobby lawmakers, regulators on proposed $85-billion merger12
10:57 CMO Today: AT&T’s Ambitious Advertising Plans With Time Warner Deal24
00:02 AT&T Aims for an Empire in Merger Talks With Time Warner11
21:31 Time Warner jumps after hours on report it could sell for $110 per share to AT&T3