This year's CareerBuilder list of most incredible excuses for missing work includes my favorite excuse ever: "I woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it."
With 35 years in the workplace I've heard some real doozies, and admit to forcing a few coughing fits myself to escape the chaos for a day and regain my mojo.
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